Thursday, June 02, 2005

Ancient Semen-Sweetening Secrets Discovered!

"A pre-Sumerian formulation of certain reputed semen-sweetening ingredients... concentrated for even greater effect, and finally patented for use in the Modern Age. "

Thank you, gay boys everywhere, for being always handy with such tips as,
"One word folks: Semenex! Semenex! Semenex!"

"...takes like LIQUID PUMPKIN PIE!"
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